The Plot Needs More Bourbon

alex-ivy:

I realized today that I’ve never done anything without being conscious to some degree of how it would appear to others. It made me feel very claustrophobic and I thought I might have a panic attack.

I look so confident,

when I walk down

the street.

It’s when I walk up it;

that I get tired

and

stop caring.

avant-que-joublie:

(it needs a whole
bottle -

i’d like it
soaked enough
that i can
drown myself
in it)

this is a good one

I don’t know if you have

Pink bats

in your country

but for some reason

I want to know.

i Part i

You’re only worth what you

write on so write on

money and

write on it

a lot.

i Part ii

This is now a one

thousand dollar bill no

college education but

this is what I need to get it.

ii Part i

L’Oreal tells me I’m worth it but

She still won’t have sex with me.

ii Part ii

Oh well at least I know what her

hair smells like (creepy)

smells like my hair I buy her shampoo.

All these years I

was told carrots

are good for

seeing in the dark but

now I realise  

all you need to do is  

pay your electrical

bill and get a $1.50

lightbulb in the right

place don’t

listen to those people

because you might

embarrass yourself

(like I did) in

front of someone when

you try and put a

carrot in a light socket.

I spin with

eyes

look everywhere

and back

no

revolution

counting on

one hand

one to

spare

we all  

in shallow

and only

the unlucky

grasp

at

splinters.

Hands cut

no

I

but

in

smoke

(no trust)

and

Sensai

look

bright lines

give

one

last look

then

close

the lid

for

good.

Climbing to the top of a

mountain is no small feat

unless you have small feet

(midget)…

I’m sorry I didn’t see you there                  (in the corner)                    

small footed (midget) I don’t

want you to feel awkward and perhaps

you wanted to do it just to prove that people

with small (midget) feet can do large treats such as

climbing a mountain…

but the fact remains I don’t (can’t) pull mountains

out from under midgets but perhaps a carpet I would try.

Remove yourself from that rug midget unless

you want to help me climb my metaphorical mountain.

What’s that small ears?

You didn’t hear me (whisper)

AND THE LOUDSPEAKER RINGS OUT

Would the owner of a Black SUV licence plate

M1DGET

please pick yourself up off the ground you’re

making a scene.

And now the bouncers step up

(if you can’t stand on your own

two (small) feet

you can leave)

while I stand by the table.

…

The dumplings are quite good.

I live by certain rules I

never hit on twelve and

you will hear me say

no risk no reward I

know some people think it’s

bad to gamble but if you

knew what I did the

casino is a business and

every money maker knows

the customer is always right